Here is what I got when I searched for "Eclipse download"…
It appears that Sun bought the keywords "eclipse", "download" and probably
many other combinations and used it to plug NetBeans in sponsored search
results.
Here is what I got when I searched for "Eclipse download"…
It appears that Sun bought the keywords "eclipse", "download" and probably
many other combinations and used it to plug NetBeans in sponsored search
results.
My previous story on
stolen checks and Wells Fargo made it on
Digg and Reddit,
which resulted in a thorough pounding of my Web site.
The story in numbers:
Right now, I’m pondering the following puzzle: if you happen upon my
post and you read through the hundreds of comments, you can’t really miss the
fact that a lot of people have already advised me against switching to Bank of
America. What could possibly compel you to add comment #190 saying the
same thing?
And finally, I’d like to end on two positive notes:
Of course, it’s easy to get impressed with the new girlfriend after getting
out of an ugly relationship, but this is definitely convincing me to give BofA a
shot. If anything, I already know for a fact that their online support is
light years ahead of Wells Fargo’s.
Here’s to a hoping for a better banking experience for customers and banks alike.
Jan 12
Posted by Cedric in General | 224 Comments
I just had one of the most frustrating phone conversations with Wells Fargo I
have had in a long time.
It’s not the first time, and over the past months, Wells Fargo has managed to
irritate me on so many little details that I was slowly beginning to consider
closing my account with them. The only thing that held me back is the
annoyance that comes with such a decision, since I already have quite a few
automatic deposits and withdrawals on my checking account. I’m not afraid
of transferring them to a new account, but I am concerned that I might forget to
transfer one, which could result in defaulting on certain payments and some bad
consequences for my credit history. So I tolerated their lame online
banking site, tiresome phone support and the various fees that they slap me with
for no reason now and then.
Not any more.
It started innocently: I ordered new checks two weeks ago, and a few
days later, I noticed a box in my mailbox as I was heading out in the morning.
I made a mental note that my checks had arrived and left, but when I came back
at night, the box was no longer there. I looked in the various places that
I might have put it, but it didn’t turn up, so at this point, I decided that the
safest course of action would be to call Wells Fargo, cancel these checks and
order new ones. And of course, to monitor my account for any unexpected
activity until the checks get canceled.
After dialing their number, punching in my account information (hint:
keep saying "banker" until the automated system transfers you to a real human)
and then repeating this info to the representative, I explain my problem to the
person.
"I can certainly help you with that. How many checks did you say
there were in the box?"
"I didn’t say, and to be honest, I don’t know".
"But would you say more than six?"
Uh? Does it really matter? Fine, I’ll humor them.
"Well, there were probably a few checkbooks in that package, as you
probably already know, so yes, I’d say there were most likely more than six
checks. Why?"
"Well, we can’t cancel more than six checks".
"Excuse me?"
"We can’t cancel more than six checks, sir".
Of course you can, I think, although I can definitely picture this guy using
an application that was written on a mainframe twenty years ago. Right
now, he must be staring at a monochrome monitor showing six text fields and
having to justify this to a slowly but increasingly aggravated customer over the
phone that this is meant for their own protection.
"Are you serious? When I ordered the checks, you asked me what
numbers I wanted, so you know exactly the range of these checks, can’t you just
cancel the whole range?"
"No, sir".
Long silence as I’m shaking my head in disbelief and contemplating my next
step.
"So what are my options?"
"Your best bet is to close your account and open a new one".
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, sir"
"Look, closing my checking account is a big deal. I have been a
customer for eight years, and I won’t do that unless you can give me a very good
reason".
"I’m sorry, sir, that’s the only option. It’s for your protection".
"No, the best option for my protection and my comfort is for you to cancel
the range of checks you just sent me".
"We can’t do that, sir"
I take a deep breath. I’m that close to raising my voice, something
that I rarely ever do, but reason takes over and I calm down.
"Fine. I’ll just reorder new checks".
I figure that if the checks have indeed been stolen and someone starts
issuing them, I can always dispute them on the basis that they won’t have my
signature. How naive of me…
"Very well, sir, but before we do that, I need to bring my supervisor in".
"Really? Why?"
"Because she needs to confirm with you that you are waiving protection
against fraudulent checks, sir".
"What?!?"
"If you don’t mind holding, sir, I’ll call her right now".
Pause. I’m on hold again. I’m beginning to tap my fingers
nervously on my desk, because these last words certainly left me with a very
uncomfortable feeling. I have no intention of waiving anything, and I hope
this supervisor has a good explanation for what’s going on.
"Hello sir, my name is April and I’m the supervisor. Do I understand
correctly that you are waiving your protection against your stolen checks?"
"Hello April, and no, I’m not waiving anything. I just called to
notify you that checks might have been stolen, and it’s not my problem if your
system can’t cancel more than six checks at a time. Why would I suddenly
waive a protection against fraudulent checks that’s always been in effect ever
since checks were created?"
"Sir, by calling us, you admit that you know your checks are stolen, so if
you refuse to close your account per our advice, you are now liable for any
check issued"
"Are you saying that I would still be covered if I hadn’t called
you?"
I’ll spare you the five minutes of circular arguments that followed this
question, during which she carefully avoided the question. I’m not one to
let go, though, so I kept repeating my question, and she finally admitted:
"Yes, I understand where you are coming from, sir, but that’s the way it
is"
"You do understand how ridiculous this sounds? You are basically
telling me that next time my checks get stolen, I’ll get better protection if I
don’t call you".
"I’m sorry, sir", she said, carefully avoiding the question again.
"Let me ask you a different question: if Wells Fargo cashes a check
that doesn’t bear my signature, how can I be liable for it?"
"You wouldn’t, sir, but since you called us to notify us that your checks
were stolen…"
I interrupt her, since I know exactly where this is headed again.
"Hold on. Are you saying that Wells Fargo doesn’t check for
signatures at all?"
This is a trick question, because everybody knows that banks and financial
institutions never check for signatures, which makes some kind of perverted
sense. Sure enough, she dodges the issue again and she comes back to
blaming me for calling them in the first place. I decide to change tactics
and see if this gets me anywhere.
"To be honest with you, should Wells Fargo ever clear a check that doesn’t
bear my signature, I would go to court to protect my rights".
"You wouldn’t be suing Wells Fargo in this case, sir, but the vendor".
"What?!?"
"Wells Fargo is only an intermediary, we just move money around. The
person you’d have to sue is the vendor who accepted the check, or the person who
issued the fraudulent check".
I don’t even know where to start with this one, but it’s pretty clear to me
that I’m no longer the only one in this conversation trying to protect my butt.
"I understand that you will never admit this, especially since we are most
likely on record, but I just want to emphasize how ridiculous I think this
conversation and the whole situation is".
"So, should we put your account on hold, sir?"
"Wait, are you saying there is a middle ground? Could I disable
checks for my account for a little while and then restore them in the near
future?"
"Mmmh… no, sir, if we put your account on hold, it will eventually be
closed"
I can’t say I didn’t see this coming.
"How about this idea then, is it possible to just refuse to cash any
checks on this account for a period of time without leading to the closure of
this account?"
"No, sir. Are you willing to close your account and open a new one, sir?"
"At this point, I’m very much willing to close my account, but I won’t be
opening a new one with Wells Fargo".
I politely thanked her, hang up, fumed for a little while at my desk and
promptly opened an account with Bank of America. At the moment, I’m making
a list of all the actions I need to take to make sure I transfer all my
accounting to the new account, and I’m hoping I won’t forget any.
Good bye, Wells Fargo, I won’t miss you.
Isn’t it ironic that after several years sloughing through, just as the Mac
and Mac OS are finally making timid but noticeable inroads in
market shares, one of the most acclaimed MacWorld keynotes in years is a
presentation that doesn’t mention either even once in two hours?
To be honest, I’m surprised that the Apple fans are not more angry about
that. I can certainly understand the excitement that the iPhone is
generating, even though some dark spots are beginning to emerge now that the
Jobs distortion field is wearing off, and it is indisputable that Apple has once
again proven that their sense of innovation is very much alive. But if I
were a long-time Apple fan, I would probably worry that the focus in Cupertino
is slowly switching to everything that is not Mac-related: iPod, iPhone,
iTV and probably more consumer electronic devices to be created in the next few
years. The switch from Apple Computer Inc. to simply "Apple Inc" has to
taste bitter to Mac OS lovers. Maybe next year’s conference should be
renamed AppleWorld?
Interestingly, even the most fanatical and devout fans were taken by
surprise, including the notoriously loudmouth and bigot John Gruber, who made
twelve
predictions for Mac World, two of which being iTV and iPhone (which we
already knew about) and the other ten about the Mac. All of them wrong.
No matter how good Mac OS is, it’s still a bit behind Windows, and just as
the gap is finally closing, not only is Windows about to receive a major upgrade
that is going to set it back as the undisputed number one user interface /
operating system , but it looks like as if it is approaching the final mile, Apple
is suddenly feeling a pain in its lungs as it is slowly realizing that you don’t
win a race by making bursts of accelerations only when the public is watching, but by maintaining a steady and sustained pace throughout the entire event.
To me, this year’s MacWorld’s was both about Apple showing everyone that it
is now a force to be reckoned with in the consumer electronics space and at the
same time, raising the white flag in the computer and OS field and finally
conceding that Mac OS will always be an also-ran. But it’s okay because
its users are so fanatical about the Cupertino company that they will probably
keep buying and upgrading whenever they are told to, and I have no doubt on
their ability to maintain their condescending and superior attitude toward
everyone else no matter what.
And besides, despite its last minute slip, Mac OS still beat Linux, so
there’s at least that.
I’ve been looking for a solution to stream high definition files to my TV for
a while, and it looks like NetGear listened. Yesterday, they announced at
the CES the
EVA8000, which automatically discovers all your media files (they support
all kinds of formats) on your Mac or PC, including HTDV content (the device has an HDMI connector).
Of course, it will definitely be worth waiting for the iTV announcement
before making a final decision (which might not happen at Mac World, based on
the latest rumors), but streamer devices are fairly common these days, so the
the make-or-break feature will be support for high definition TV. Let’s
hope Apple delivers on that one.
Speaking of Apple, it’s not exactly been a glorious past month:
Speaking of Apple’s phone, assuming it’s real, will it be successful?
On one hand, the inexplicable success of the RAZR is unequivocally proving
that phone users are much more interested in the form factor than the UI.
For having worked to make
Gmail for Mobile work reasonably well on the RAZR for a while, I can tell
you this is no picnic, and Motorola had to cut a lot of corners in order to make
the RAZR look so good. Everything in this phone is crippled:
memory, CPU, screen size and density, etc… And it’s even worse in the
SLVR.
Still, the RAZR has been one the best-selling phones these past years, so
it’s safe to assume that as long as the Apple phone looks cool, it will sell,
regardless of how good the phone really is. Which doesn’t mean that you can get away
with anything when you make a phone. If Apple wants to be able to sell to
the mainstream public (not only Mac users, which only represent less than 5% of
computer users in America), they will have to make it possible to synchronize
their phone with Outlook and all other kinds of Windows-specific software.
I wonder how Steve Jobs feels about that…
I know that making fun of the java.util.Calendar class is as cheap as
laughing at the Darwin award
winners , but I spent a half hour this morning
debugging the following:
Calendar cal = Calendar.getInstance(); cal.set(2006, 12, 30, 8, 42); Assert.assertEquals(2006, cal.get(Calendar.YEAR)); // FAIL
Here is what’s wrong with Calendar in this example, in order of increasing moronityTM:
And these lessons come from a three-line code sample using Calendar,
which should give you a good idea why this class contains some of the worst code ever
included in the JDK (only second to Vector extending Stack).
What’s your vote for the worst JDK class?
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